Probably the best thing you can do if you are in need of some entertainment in this grim economy is have some fun at someone elses expense. I don’t know about you but making fun of your friends really only ends badly in the long run. After you get bored by small childish pranks things just get out of hand and eventually everyone will stop hanging out with you. However, there is a better idea that can reap very similar rewards!
The photo above is actually a silly prank a friend of mine pulled off. As you may have guessed, this post is about how you can prank your pets and have no fear of repercussions. What’s a dog or cat going to do?! What could your gold fish do to get back at you?! Before it even has a chance to think of something it will forget you ever did anything at all. What is there to gain from pranking your pets?! … Other than hours of entertainment and laughter? Probably nothing.
Cup-A-Farting
One of the easiest pranks to pull off that will cost you nothing at all is called the Cup-a-Fart. A Cup-a-Fart is when you fart into your hand and close your hand keeping the little package held within until you deliver the little gift to a friend. You can release it in their face, on their food, or my personal favorite…simply hand it to them like you’re really handing them something. Bonus Points if you wrap it like a real gift!
Executing the Maneuver
How do I do this to my pets?! Well if you have a dog or cat you probably have given them a treat of some sort in their lifetime. (Note: If you haven’t, you’re more cruel then me writing an entire article about pranking your pets! ) The hand gesture that your animals have grown to know and race to is the very same if you were going to cup-a-fart someone! Here are the steps for execution!
- Cup Your Fart
- Hold your cupped hand to your pet
- Allow them to race over to investigate
- Open your hand
- Allow them to sniff around for the treat/food/etc
- Laugh until your piss yourself about how your pet just sniffed your fart
- Repeat
The truth is your pet will never really know what hit them and will fall for this stunt again and again! The even better part is that sooner or later someone will ask that same pet for ‘kisses’ and become face to face with your flatulence. DOUBLE SCORE!