If you don’t know how to properly use the interwebs there is a strong chance you may have missed out on having your mind BLOWN by Ronald Jenkees pure talent and greatness. I discovered him back when Black20 did an interview with him years ago and since have compulsively checked his YouTube account for updates.
The man is pure genius! I would have placed a video up of his music but it’s simply TOO AWESOME to pick just one. I would like to say his new album is even better than the last in my opinion. It’s available for download now but the pre-orders for physical cds have begun and I strongly suggest you buy as many as his store will allow you to because after 2012 they’ll be what we use as currency. Here’s the album art:
For more on Jenkees.. visit www.ronaldjenkees.com. I’ll leave you with one video.. I decided it wouldn’t be fair to just cock tease you…i’m not a girl after all.
I still think an Andrew WK and Jenkees Callabo would destroy the planet..but I hope I’d get to hear it first. Talkin’ to you @andrewwk. PANG!
UPDATE IF YOU ARENT CONVINCED AT HOW EXTREMELY AWESOME I DARE YOU TO WATCH THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smE-uIljiGo AND NOT DROP YOUR JAW OR START ROCKING YOUR BODY. I DARE YOU! HE SHOULD BE ON EVERY ALBUM EVER.
I would Like to introduce you to the fun world of… smashing glow sticks open with an axe!!!!! Now by the term “Raver Bashing” I do not mean that I have anything against ravers, raves, etc. I just mean that we’re going to bash an item commonly used with raving and create something fun. Destruction by itself can be fun but nothing can fill the day with more joy than by smashing a couple dozen glow sticks open and letting their glowing magma cover everything you knew to be your back yard or living space.
How does one participate in this magical fun time?! Simple. Follow these steps.
Obtain several dozen glowsticks. The more the better. Stock up after Halloween to save money!
Go outside. As fun as it may be to redecorate your roommate’s bed or living quarters, outside is more safe …trust us!
Get a piece of wood that wont wobble or move. (it needs to be something that can take a few whacks with an axe and still exist!)
Obtain an axe. The rustier the better! (Hooray Tetanus and Lock-Jaw!)
You should probably have your parents help if you’re under 18. I’m not responsible if you’re an idiot.
Open up a glowstick and place it on the wood. (Note: Don’t let anyone else hold the axe while you are doing this. Your Friends = Idiots)
Whack the glow stick as hard as you’d like. Different Angles and forces will equal different splatter effects!
Play Gangsta music.
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Profit.
I’d like to show you a lie that some glowstick website posted on the internet:
Safety Note:
The activated liquid even though non-toxic may contain tiny shards of glass which may cause injury should the light stick be punctured or split open. The liquid can permanently stain clothing or furniture and can cause skin or eye irritation. Some light stick products may contain small elements, posing choking hazards.
Light sticks are not suitable for children under 5 years of age without adult supervision. Do not puncture or split open.
See the part where it says don’t puncture or split open. Yeah this post is about doing the exact oppisiate of that. None of the junk is toxic. I did this a few years back and (sometimes I drool when I sleep. I cry after sex. I also pee everytime I look directly at the sun) …..I’m fine. Go ahead. I wouldn’t lie to you. Plus it’s way cool looking to see your back yard looking like a glowing murder scene! Do this before parties to get agression out and decorate everyone will ask how you did it and you can say you’re Harry Potter. (Chicks dig harry potter.)
I’ll leave you with another cock-tease of a video about what you may come across… note this is a pansy way of doing it. Real men don’t use covers for their blenders.
Cheers! E-mail me pictures of your fun times and lost digits and I may post them up! Be famous…online type deal.
Tough junkie is probably one of the most creative people I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting. If rap music has a super hero, it’d be Tough Junkie. Junkie is not only an MC, DJ, and fancy dancer… but he’s also a producer. He’s produced tracks for thousands of tracks and probably made the music to your favorite song. He recently was signed to Colemine Records and has dropped his first major project with the label called Grab What you Can. It just dropped about two months back but it’s slowly taking over the internet. If you haven’t heard anything from it you can visit: http://toughjunkie.com/ It’s super dope. I made a quick video showing off some fun and giving you 5 minutes of Tough Junkie’s Music from the new album!
If you want to learn more about him a simple google will give you tons of hits where he’s been interviewed, talked about, and crayon’d. yes, I just used crayon as a verb?
